Let’s Make Up Stuff

If I had to do it all over again, I’d get a degree in English and become a struggling writer, living in an one bedroom apartment in some exotic locale, dreaming of writing the great American idiotic fiction novel.  I would fill my days with coffee shops, my journal, and wondering how I was going to pay the rent in my roach infested home.

Yep, that’s the life!

Actually, if you’re doing what you love, then why the hell wouldn’t that make you happy?  But that’s another story.

I really love to write.  I love to write stupid stories in an attempt to make people laugh.  I guess that’s why Christopher Moore is one of my favorite writers.  He’s just absurd….but man can he tell a great story.  Chris isn’t going to win a Nobel, but he has sold millions tens of books and he has made all those people laugh.  Except for Sacré Bleu.  God that was horrible.

So let’s tell some stories, shall we?